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2 Lesbians Fall Out in Court After Each Received Life for Beating Toddler to Death (video)

Two South Carolina women collapsed in court moments after learning they would spend the rest of their lives in prison for the beating death of a 3-year-old girl left in their care.

Erica Mae Butts and her lesbian lover Shanita Latrice Cunningham, both 25, were charged with homicide by child abuse in the death of 3-year-old Serenity Richardson, who died in their care on Nov. 3, 2009. They each received a life sentence from a Charleston Judge on Thursday.

The two women collapsed in hysterics as the screams of their family members pierced the courtroom. The defendants were wheeled from court by Charleston County Courthouse officials. Butts’s mother was forcibly removed from the courtroom after attempting to reach Erica who sat on the floor hyperventilating and moaning.

JSSAS: Man Steals Sandwich, Then Uses Stolen Forklift As Getaway

A Pennsylvania man got very creative over the weekend after he got hungry for a Reuben sandwich.

On Sunday, 38-year-old an intoxicated Sean Faulkner walked into Sieb’s Pub in Pittsburgh and ordered a Reuben sandwich. Without paying, he grabbed the sandwich and ran straight out of the restaurant.


“He said he was gonna go eat it in the corner and he ended up running out the front door, down the parking lot with the sandwich,” Sieb’s employee Kelly Donatelli told CBS Pittsburgh, who served him. “Just very bizarre. It was weird.”

Drawing further attention to himself, Faulkner then hopped into a forklift he had stolen earlier from a nearby construction site and proceeded use the piece of construction equipment as a getaway car.

“Apparently he was tired of walking and he saw the forklift with the keys in it and seemed like a good idea at the time,” Detective Brian Kohlhepp said.

Faulkner faces a felony theft charge for stealing the forklift, worth $45,000, and misdemeanor theft for stealing the $8 Reuben sandwich.

Though the real crime here is that Sieb’s Pub in Pittsburgh is charging people $8 for a Reuben. That sh*t cray!

JSSAS: Woman Stabs Boyfriend Repeatedly Because He was Cheating at Monopoly

Board games can get pretty intense sometimes … but a 60-year-old New Mexican woman went overboard when she repeatedly stabbed her boyfriend after accusing him of cheating at Monopoly.

An intoxicated Laura Chavez and her equally drunk boyfriend were playing the world famous board game at her Santa Fe, NM apartment with her 10-year-old grandson when she noticed her boyfriend Clyde “Butch” Smith cheating.

So Chavez sent her grandson upstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and attempted to play Fruit Ninja with Smith’s face.


The man, who cops found bleeding heavily from wounds on his head and right wrist, was hospitalized yesterday in stable condition. Smith told investigators that Chavez first hit him over the head with a glass bottle and then “grabbed a knife and began cutting him, causing injuries to the top of his head, neck, left eye brow and right wrist area.”

When cops arrived at Chavez’s building, she was sitting under the porch “covered with suspected blood.” Asked if the blood was Smith’s, she answered, “Yes, I fucked him up.”

Chavez was immediately sent to jail (without passing Go and/or collecting $200) on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and is currently being held on $5,000 bond.

When Animal Hoarding Goes Horribly Wrong: Over 150 Cats (Dead and Alive) Found in Maryland Home

Animal Control officers found more than 150 cats, dead and alive, inside a Maryland home after a raid last week in one of the worst cases of animal abuse in the history of the state of Maryland. (And probably anywhere else for that matter!)

68 of the cats were dead, and their bodies were in plastic bags, coolers and shallow graves at the home. Officers took the 89 living cats they found on the property to a local vet where some had to unfortunately be euthanized due to their poor physical condition.

The cats that were able to survive are being assessed in hopes that they be can be adopted.

Neighbors say they were fully aware of the homeowner’s problem with animal hoarding. One neighbor told reporters, “I think everyone knows about the smell. Anytime that we went by, there was a smell.”

“When they are in different forms of decomposition, the odor is tremendous,” Harold Domer of the Frederick County Animal Control center said. “When we served the warrant on that Tuesday, we had a device that measured the ammonia smell and it was over 300 particles per million. That does require gas masks.”

Some neighbors say the owner of the home had been saving the lives of unwanted cats.

“Everybody knows around here, if you’ve got a cat you don’t want, you throw it in her yard, it’s going to be alright,” Brent Geouge said. “Because if you take it to the animal shelter, they’re going to kill it.”

The homeowner now faces a number of charges, including animal neglect, which could put her in prison for up to 90 days. She could also receive a $1,000 fine for each count of animal neglect.